INCIDENT #3:- Sane-kho vs. Tikna!!!

Date : - 8. 5. 2010

Cast : - 1. Sane-kho (Special gues. Don't worry about his identity. Read on.)

2. Tikna (The Show-off)

3. Priyam (Yes, our star)

4. The whole gang except JB and BH

5. Me

　

So, it was summer and just like usual we were playing. Now, to be honest, I am not good in the sports where we have to work a lot. For example, Cricket. And that's exactly what we played .... always.

Firstly, let me introduce Sane-kho. So he is this guy who was a little "chubby". He was actually a very interesting character. He was my first friend in the apartment. He can brag but you know he has limits. And he was the definition of HYPER. I mean you tell him that he had gained a little weight and that'd be the end for you. He was also like me in some respects. For example, he hated sports. Well I just hated the outdoor ones but he practically hated all of 'em. He was more of a "gamer" than... well.... a gamer.

So due to this we barely saw him coming down. He was also a year elder to us and hence worked harder during examinations. He'd enter these modes he called "hibernation". He actually does it now too. Anyway, this stubborn "chubby" guy was actually very... very strong! I mean he could literally overpower (aaryan and rohit) together which was practically impossible. Well we'll get to that later. Let's just think him to be a very very strong guy. But you know unlike anyone else, he'd get strong only when either he was really angry or someone crossed the limits.

On that day, that someone was Tikna. He had bought this new bat. Some Adidas bat which he claimed to be worth 7 grand. [Not mentioning the currency just in case ;) ]

Obviously, none of us agreed and Sane-kho mocked him a lot. So after our game was over, Tikna came down to Sane-kho and abused him so bad that it hurt all of us. Well if we think about it now it wasn't much of anything to be so upset about. But heck, we were just kids who hadn't even struck Puberty. Anyway, it made Sane-kho really angry and he abused him back. After three rounds of this, Tikna did something really really really wrong. He took Sane-kho's specs and.... wait for it.... broke 'em! It infuriated Sane-kho so much, he did something wrong-er! He... wait for it... smashed Ankit's bat. He was smashing his bat against a black stone edge. Tikna just gazed into Sane-kho's face while all this happenned. He was powerless. He knew Sane-kho was not sane and heck, he had a bat in his hand. That's like a gun in pre-teen years.

So after Tikna's bat had been damaged irrepairably, Sane-kho stormed off into his home. We had been all yelling for Sane-kho till then. Suddenly, we were in support of Tikna again. So now, we decided to talk us out of the trouble. Very soon we decided to go to Sane-kho's house. Now that we were there, his mother yelled at Sane-kho and Tikna at the same time. We really felt sorry for those two. Finally it all went down to appologizing. Sane-kho said sorry to Tikna and Tikna said sorry to Sane-kho. We were just about to head out from Sane-kho's house when Priyam said "Aunty, do you know what abuses they said?".

And I am pretty sure you know how this ends. Priyam got beat up the next day by Sane-kho and Tikna so hard... well he became just the slang Tikna used on Sane-kho. But his act did help... later that month, Sane-kho and Tikna became very good friends.
Soon, Priyam became a figurehead for beating up. But that comes later! So long!

INCIDENT #2 :- The Elevator BEATDOWN Letdown

Cast :- Me
           JoJo (That guy elder to us who saved Priyam in the previous Incident)
           Reeth (That wicked sporty dude)
           Priyam (Yes, our star)

Date :- This was around 2009

And here it goes:
So after that JoJo guy had saved Priyam, Priyam started acting ...... differently. You understand I guess. So, we all kinda started ignoring that... well let's refer to Priyam as 'him' right now.
So one day, Priyam and Reeth took the Elevator to go to Priyam's house.
The lift stopped at the 3rd floor. An angry JoJo rustled into the lift. He said in a blaringly loud voice "Where the hell are Y'ALL goin?" Priyam couldn't just understand that he had to keep quiet to that question. He said "Where the hell are YOU going?". JoJo said "**** you! I will ****ing beat your ****ing a** to the ground!". Priyam said "You'd never do that! You saved me. YOU have FEELINGS for me! You Lo-----"
Before he could complete, JoJo got so angry, he beat the guy to hell! He tore his clothes and then whispered in his ears "I did not save you! I'll kill you if you tell that to me again! Or as a matter of fact to anyone again!"
The lift came to the 8th floor. Instead of going down, Priyam stayed there and stood up and told to JoJo in his face "Come here my lo----".
Again on his way down, he got a double dose of his previous earnings.
When the lift came to the ground floor, I was about to enter when an almost unconscious Priyam fell outta the elevator with JoJo as egoistic as ever. Reeth was in a tiny little corner of the elevator along with his stuffed teddy. Priyam went up to the block's security guard and said "Call my mom...". The security hesitantly did as he was instructed to do. His mom talked to him and hurried down.
You see Priyam's mom is a good person. In fact Priyam is also a good person. *wink*.
So Priyam's mom called down JoJo's mom. On hearing that his mom came down, JoJo immediately changed.
He kneeled down and said "Mom, you believe me right? How could I ever do it? I am not that kind of a boy mom. Please believe me!"
His mom had a great trust in him. So she literally fought with Priyam's mom. Eventually, Priyam's mom lost and I and Reeth experienced a full on "cat-fight". (No offence to anyone). After this incident, Priyam was no longer referred to as "he". Infact, after the third incident, we knew clearly, what on earth happened to him.

Well that's it!
Hang on tight for the next incident.

INCIDENT #1:- The Mad guy in the Bicycle!

CAST : --Reeth
             --JoJo (A guy who was in Class 9 at the time of the incident)
             --Priyam (Yes. Our star)
             --Tikna
             --Other unrelated people of our age and some of JoJo's age.

DATE :  1. 11. 2007

STORY :
Well it was not the first time we were seeing Priyam. He had appeared some times before to stick his nose into our bicycle races and we allowed him. We had  termed him as the "Mad Guy in the Bicycle" because of his odd ways of behaviour and his obsession in trying to make us believe he was better than all o' us in cycling.
It was 4 pm. JoJo as usual suggested we have a race. Usually in a race either JoJo won or  the race was called off. Now I ain't bragging but we really raced hard! I mean so hard we forgot we were vulnerable to moving cars. Heck JoJo even fell prey to a car once. More on that later.
Anyway, we introduced special rules to this one race - The Basement was allowed. And this was really a big deal. You see the entrance and exit to the basement was really steep. One small mistake could mean fatal.
And sure enough it had to be Priyam. All of us (while entering the basement) had the common sense of puling the brakes. But he... no. He didn't know where he had to cut it out. And sure enough he ended up fatally injured. He got a straight hit on one of the pillars of the basement.
His mark is still there. He lost 1 rib, 2 teeth and most of his personality. He fainted. JoJo being the eldest one of us took him home.
If it weren't for JoJo, we would have let Priyam rot there and forget about him. But, who knew JoJo would... well let's keep his further treatment to Priyam a surprise.

MORAL : "Don't Behave Like Priyam!"

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Okay so first up, the content of this blog is about my interaction with my friends and a certain boy in particular.
A little history on this guy and me. The guy is named PRIYAM. (Not mentioning the surname just in case) I met him on 27.8.2007. I am not disclosing where I met him but well, you could call the place "sufficient" for a 8 year old.

The incidents I will mention are totally NOT IN Order however I will mention when they took place.

Okay, so now lemme introduce you to my little world.
                                    1)First up, A-A. (Real name not disclosed)
Well A-A is kind of a tough guy. He is a good guy at heart but sometimes too awkward to handle. For example, he doesn't quite know the difference between "your" and "you're" which is sometimes very annoying. I will rate his honesty level at 6 on 10.
                                    2) Next we have Reeth. Well he is the sporty type of guy. And yeah, he sometimes loses sense of what he's talking about. Honesty : 7 on 10.
                                    3) Arindam. Well he is that guy who (it seems) has a talent on eating. He too is kinda a good guy. Honesty 8 on 10.
                                    4) Tikna (Real name not disclosed). He is "The Show Off". Every peer group has one but I promise you he is A LOT DIFFERENT. More on him later. Honesty 3.5 on 10
                                    5)JB (Real name not disclosed). Well he is also a good guy. He can be picky at times but beneath that exterior cover lies a small Jalebi (More on that later). Honesty 8 on 10
                                    6) BH. He is the kind of guy who is reliable and no matter how good he is, he can't seem to be popular. He is also a good guy. Honesty 7 on 10.
                                    7) Rohit. I got nothing to say 'bout him. He is just more "HIT" than "RO". Honesty 7 on 10
                                     8) Me. Well I am what I am. You'll know what kinda guy I am. ;) Honesty 6 on 10
AND LASTLY, PRIYAM. Well, this whole blog is about him.
Basics are that he is just on a whole other league.